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You Don’t KNOW the Power of the Crotch Thrust by MrNomAnor

So remember how Jacen Solo is/was/still is eve if he is dead my fictional heterosexual man crush?

I was randonly browsing the Wook and I think I figured out perhaps one of the reasons why Jacen has this label.

Its because he has a lot of junk in his trunk. His Force prodigy-ness is matched only by the sheer jutting power of his CROTCH THRUST:

Oh yeah. Crotch that!

It isn’t just the once off either.

Exhibit B:

Even the Japanese covers get in on the trend. Crotch this.

That crotch is one powerful weapon.

Oh yeah, baby. Even in shadows, Jacen has to prove the power of that crotch thrust. No wonder Tenel Ka totally wanted sexy time and to make babies. Five years without Jacen CROTCH THRUSTing must’ve really made her a sad Queen Mother indeed.

It’s like one day Han can’t find Jaina, so he’s all, “Hey Jace, where’s that sister of yours?”

Naturally, Jacen is all, “In the kitchen” and he proves it by being all CROTCH THRUST in the direction of said kitchen:

See, WHY all the crotch thrusting? Seriously. I know its crotchtastic, but do the artists of the Expanded Universe have a crotch fetish. Hey, I’m not complaining, because when Jacen died, the mantle of CROTCH THRUSTING went to Jaina Solo, who is, as well all know, the Hotness.

Check it:

Even when they draw her like a MAN BABY, Jaina thrusts that crotch for all she is worth. Crotch THAT!

Leia is shocked by the power of the crotch. Droma is so angry he wants a crotch thrust. Pellaeon… well, he has his ferocious ’stache so it doesn’t concern him.

Jaina gets tired of crotch thrusting, so she mixes it up with a BUM THRUST:

So at what point did the POWER OF THE THRUST get handed from Jacen to Jaina?

I think the elusive moment happened in TEH FINAL DUEL:

She’s going to kill her twin WITH HER CROTCH THRUSTING. That’s why Jacen went Sith. Jaina stole his trademark move. No fair Jaina.

<Editor’s Note: This topic has continued for pages in the forum, with many more pictures and examples - so please feel free to click on the link and contribute>